Archive for the ‘underage sex’ Category

Sperm donars

So Today March 27th 2009, many web sites are reporting that tadpole Alfie Patten of somewhere in valueless Britain is NOT the sperm donor after all! Even AOL, pointing to FOX NEWS is carrying the story and Fox is sort of quoting the Daily Mirror for the DNA results.  But everything contradicts, or in Alfie’s case ‘contradicks’.  I can’t find the story on the Mirror site nor on Sky News, who made us all sick with the gushing tributes. It might be there, but I searched and came up with nothing, as of this post.

In fact, the Mirror has a story that a judge ordered the DNA (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on March 27th, 2009 No Comments

BRITISH FEMALE CIRCUMCISION

Read this and weep! I was just surfing around and I came across this. If it is true and I have absolutely no compunction in accusing sections of the wide spread British Muslim community of dragging this filthy dirty, perverted practice to the shores of a free country, in other words, I have absolutely no doubt it is.

I don’t need to add anything here other than tell you that I have screamed loud and clear for years about this abhorrent, hideous practice going on in (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on March 23rd, 2009 No Comments

JINGLISH & ASININE DISORDER

This blog gets a little political at times, but it was NEVER intended that way. The following is fun if you manage to read it all and indeed typifies the original purpose of this blog, which was to highlight bad media, whether that is advertising (primary design), print or broadcast.  Great media can also be accommodated and exposed, so don’t hold back.  I am beginning to receive some pretty bizarre samples of bad, so let’s do a little exposé  shall we? I just received an odd one from a Jane S about the Golden Tulip Hotel, which you can see below. Of the thousands I have in my collection, I have not reproduced them here as most are already circulating as a net funny sent around. You know the stuff; signs seen in a Chinese mall and so on, because most of these are just misinterpretation of language usage and nothing to do with media although the result is the same and the guilty shot. If the oddity is in English, then every British person thinks it funny for sure, but in most cases the same would be totally wasted on the rest of the world who speak English as a second language. Across the developing world, English only speakers are grateful, or should be, to know that this language is widely spoken. Let’s face it, it is very convenient for the British and American and the majority would be totally screwed if not, as language skills are bottom of their list in most cases. It is mine. However, it is no excuse for poor or bad English to be used in the media, yet every hour of every day bears witness to a complete crock of bollix being displayed either on radio, TV, billboards or in some cases, the daily English language newspapers in these countries. An in-house survey (small but representative) shows that almost nobody cares. ‘Ah! But it is sweet and they don’t know, bless them’, torts every liberalholic. Maybe so, but screw up in their own language and you might be deported from some states. In fact,  (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on February 28th, 2009 2 Comments

SUB TITLES FOR AURALLY CHALLENGED – SNOW BLACK AND THE SEXY DWARF

The worse thing about being a pedophile is; you have to be in bed by eight.

There had to be more to this story and the media was all over it, but not on top of it, which is less than I can say for the chubby teen sextress. A puny little 13 year old British boy and a 15 year old girl are now mum and dad. Whacko!  The boy was just 12 years old when miss now 15 whipped off his Mr. Blobby pajamas and played hide the chipolata, ‘cuz it could hardly have been sausage size. (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on February 16th, 2009 2 Comments