Archive for the ‘accents’ Category

WHO IS DRIVING EDWARD KENNEDY HOME NOW?

Senator Edward Kennedy has left the building – at last! Kennedy was the epitome of the sick agenda that we all live under.  Was he a Mason?  He wasn’t Jewish or one of the gifted gays that I am aware of, so maybe he was an Alien?  Or perhaps he was just one of the elite in the luvvee brigade that controls us all. Whatever he was, he was anything but real.  I personally couldn’t stand the man and never for a second gave credence to anything he uttered for it was all show business or a deluded belief that ‘this is what the public want to hear’ and all for personal gain.  But then, 99% of politicians come under that category don’t they?  All frustrated Hollywood actors one might think, but I am one of those who believes it is much more sinister than that.

The late, very funny Bernard Manning, a Jewish, British comedian with a ‘luvvee media’ reputation for being racist once said of Kennedy (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on August 26th, 2009 No Comments

Sperm donars

So Today March 27th 2009, many web sites are reporting that tadpole Alfie Patten of somewhere in valueless Britain is NOT the sperm donor after all! Even AOL, pointing to FOX NEWS is carrying the story and Fox is sort of quoting the Daily Mirror for the DNA results.  But everything contradicts, or in Alfie’s case ‘contradicks’.  I can’t find the story on the Mirror site nor on Sky News, who made us all sick with the gushing tributes. It might be there, but I searched and came up with nothing, as of this post.

In fact, the Mirror has a story that a judge ordered the DNA (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on March 27th, 2009 No Comments

SWAT AMNESTY

Pakistan’s Swat Valley is royally screwed and the roll over for Pakistan is as has always been; just another day in Mohammed’s paradise and another day closer to the end of the world.

Amnesty International says that in the world ’seven people a day are executed’, but add that the world is moving towards abolition of this travesty. Has anyone from Amnesty ever been to Swat Valley in Pakistan and seen what is going on? Have they really been inside Iran or some of the towns in Afghanistan? Like the Taliban is going to listen to Amnesty; like the people in these areas have ever heard of Amnesty.  They don’t even have electricity for God’s sake, yet they still (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on March 24th, 2009 No Comments

JINGLISH & ASININE DISORDER

This blog gets a little political at times, but it was NEVER intended that way. The following is fun if you manage to read it all and indeed typifies the original purpose of this blog, which was to highlight bad media, whether that is advertising (primary design), print or broadcast.  Great media can also be accommodated and exposed, so don’t hold back.  I am beginning to receive some pretty bizarre samples of bad, so let’s do a little exposé  shall we? I just received an odd one from a Jane S about the Golden Tulip Hotel, which you can see below. Of the thousands I have in my collection, I have not reproduced them here as most are already circulating as a net funny sent around. You know the stuff; signs seen in a Chinese mall and so on, because most of these are just misinterpretation of language usage and nothing to do with media although the result is the same and the guilty shot. If the oddity is in English, then every British person thinks it funny for sure, but in most cases the same would be totally wasted on the rest of the world who speak English as a second language. Across the developing world, English only speakers are grateful, or should be, to know that this language is widely spoken. Let’s face it, it is very convenient for the British and American and the majority would be totally screwed if not, as language skills are bottom of their list in most cases. It is mine. However, it is no excuse for poor or bad English to be used in the media, yet every hour of every day bears witness to a complete crock of bollix being displayed either on radio, TV, billboards or in some cases, the daily English language newspapers in these countries. An in-house survey (small but representative) shows that almost nobody cares. ‘Ah! But it is sweet and they don’t know, bless them’, torts every liberalholic. Maybe so, but screw up in their own language and you might be deported from some states. In fact,  (more…)

Posted by Mr Bollix on February 28th, 2009 2 Comments